It was at this moment Kyle realized he had made a very grisly mistake, for the volatile substance that exploded from his nether region was composed of at least two states of matter.Īs the liquid, possibly mixed with solid forms of lurid fecal matter, began dripping down Kyle's leg he panicked for but a moment. With a grunt and internal thought of the coming satisfaction he released. When they pulled in the parking spot Kyle quickly evacuated the vehicle and slowly rounded the car to open the door for his date, making sure he gave enough time to vent the vile vapors from within. As they neared the station Kyle began sweating as the pressure inside pleaded to be released, he had hardly spoken the last 15 minutes of the ride, Jessica didn't seem to mind the silence as the view of the canyon drive was pleasant. So he decided to hold it in like the gentleman he was. On the way he told a few jokes and they shared a few laughs, that's when things started to change.Ībout half way up the canyon Kyle began to feel a bit gassy, but he didn't dare release the foul internal gaseous pressure in the presence of this lady he had just met. The night was off to a great start, Kyle felt like the perfect gentlemen, Jessica seemed like a real nice girl and quite pretty as well. On the night of the date Kyle stopped by Jessica's greeted her properly at the door, walked her to the car, opened the door for her, then started the hour drive to the Heber railroad station.
Kyle was pretty excited to try his luck again and decided to be a bit adventurous and take his blind date up Provo Canyon and take a ride on the Heber Valley Railroad locally known as the Heber Creeper. So it wasn't a surprise to him when a colleague at work approached him with an offer to set him up on a blind date with Jessica, as his colleague put it Jessica was a perfect match for him. As is normal in Utah, Kyle had pressure from family, church and friends to find a match, marry and move on with life. Kyle was a strapping young lad in his early 20's who despite his handsome features and fun attitude had poor luck with keeping a girlfriend for more than a few dates.
In Utah it is quite common for young couples to do things far outside the dinner and a movie date.